RE: Reader Agrees To Believe Everything is Made Up And Never Really Happened

[dandays]

I'd like you to personally identify where it says butt rubbing and I'll have my copyright associate, for lack of a better term, hung!

Your what?

AD who? Do? AD what?

Least it ain't raining.

Pura's off today.

The new candle smells good. I ever tell you about that? How I have to light a candle in the mornings when I'm by myself and won't turn on the li.. Squirrel!!

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[krazzytrukker]

BoomShakaLacka.!!!

Haaaaaa... Scrolled every frikkin comment twice.!!

"Butt End of the Gun..."

Still have not read the gazzilion word Phik-Shun yet...

Maybe after lunch..?

[dandays]

I know it dude, damn hell shucks. 'I have no idea.'

[krazzytrukker]

You know I am just messin' wit ya right.? I have Massive respect for your writings. And this latest never ending, gothic, mini series sized, biblical level posting, as @bulldog-joy would say, Well this post of yours is some off the wall next level True Story Fiction writings right here.

Of course I am just going by hear say, rumors, and speculations. Yep, You guessed it, I still have not read your auto biography yet. I read all the frikkin' comments twice, thanks to my mental illnesses. _{(You should see me creating a post/or comment)}

It is a Mentally Retarded <--- _{(that is just biggotted and insensative)} It is a slow, "Gifted Child" shit show

So I gotta grab me a beer... Or a 12 pack in this situation. Did I say I read slow? I Go WTF..? I Back up,
I re-read. I Get confused, I start over, I lose my place, I then suffer from misinterpretation and confusion.

Please post 2 minute 3-400 worders in the future. With pictures and giphy's. It helps keeps my sanity intact...

I also dress up to read your postings. I wear a "suit."

[dandays]

That part about reading the comments twice, do you say that to everyone or did you really do that? I'm not sure if you understand how cool of a compliment that is. Thank you.

Have I told you lately it's my pleasure to entertain you? It is.

Thank you for not reading it while you're driving. Please never read anything i typed while driving. Take your time.

[krazzytrukker]

I was scrolling your comments while at lunch with the real cat lady... @pooky-jax

She was buying.

https://www.marionstreetbistroandbrewhouse.com

And I was searching for the Butt Stuff.

So yes, I took me two tries to find it. Don't ask me how "Butt End of the Gun" turned into "Butt Rubbing." I was tired and disgusted at a shit hole shippers loading docks. As usual I was being ass raped in a different sort of life draining, lost time sort of way.

[dandays]

Tell'er nice blue eyes.

You're one of the few who's links I won't skip. Sometimes I know it's a source for example, I'll accept and skip it. Never know wtf ima get with you dude.

[krazzytrukker]

I Always been a sucker for the blues...

[krazzytrukker]

Oh... You meant @pooky-jax 's blues... LoL

Juss' Kidding, I knew...