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Well, the healthcare for humans here in Malaysia is dirt cheap, so that's not a problem 🤣!

Ours is costly, but we also have Medicare. If I get sick I'll make sure I claim on your insurance.

Lol, I think this Australian is a bit expensive for me then. Next! 😂

Bullshit...You said I'm the Aussie pet...No fucking takebacks!

Cruel as it may be, this is the point where I throw an Oreo as far as I could into a heavily shrubbed valley, let the Aussie catch, and then drive off quickly. But hey, at least you're free now.

Heartless. Lol.

Lol... Shoo, go away!