Does Persian gold sound good to you? My mate, Alexander the Great - and he assures me that no man-love is to happen between us lads - is taking us out to loot Babylon next week. He tells me that Persian Gold has a better grade, so I could bring back a whole wheelbarrow of that. Would be worth more than Greek gold in any case.
Yeah, that'll do...Any gold really, .9999 is preferable though. None of that 9 carat shit...Also, just watch your back...Alexander is wily like a fox and might try and put one over you...or into you.
Perfect mate, I've found this big ol' golden statue of some lad called Nebuchadnezzar. I think I'd scrape and chisel a few gold bits from his balls, and call that a mission success! I'm definitely keeping my eye on Alexander. I've put on a chastity belt just to make sure he doesn't stick his little Alexander in places where it shouldn't belong 😳
Well, I did bring a camera until some Greek bastard smashed it into pieces, thinking it was some sort of Persian sorcery. It was stainless steel, had a padlock on it, plus a little porthole for number ones (and twos), and everything!
Does Persian gold sound good to you? My mate, Alexander the Great - and he assures me that no man-love is to happen between us lads - is taking us out to loot Babylon next week. He tells me that Persian Gold has a better grade, so I could bring back a whole wheelbarrow of that. Would be worth more than Greek gold in any case.
Yeah, that'll do...Any gold really, .9999 is preferable though. None of that 9 carat shit...Also, just watch your back...Alexander is wily like a fox and might try and put one over you...or into you.
Perfect mate, I've found this big ol' golden statue of some lad called Nebuchadnezzar. I think I'd scrape and chisel a few gold bits from his balls, and call that a mission success! I'm definitely keeping my eye on Alexander. I've put on a chastity belt just to make sure he doesn't stick his little Alexander in places where it shouldn't belong 😳
Lol, chastity belt. There's a post (with photos) there mate...You gotta!
Well, I did bring a camera until some Greek bastard smashed it into pieces, thinking it was some sort of Persian sorcery. It was stainless steel, had a padlock on it, plus a little porthole for number ones (and twos), and everything!
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