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I do have at my disposal a Highly trained Tactical team of Alpacas for support.

Yes! You can now be part of the Holy Alliance, and we thank you for your contribution of Alpacas to the war effort. Although not as hardy or potent as a Llama, they're more than enough to put sheer terror into the hearts of our enemies! They're adept at camouflage, as well XD

Remember to bring those Roos around their flanks, too! We need good cavalry support on both flanks.

I'm bringing stealth-koalas too. Once they lock onto a target bro...They're on!

Yes! We can never have too many special forces units to break past enemy lines. We need these elite Koalas on board, ASAP!

This was just a training exercise, but you can see how devastatingly effective they are right? Australia's elite fighting force. our best kept secret: Weaponised koalas.

Never did the world ever think of weaponising cute lil' koala bears, but here comes the Aussies. The audacity is enough to scare the living shit of our enemies, that's for sure! These little bastards would probably even scare off an entire SAS unit. Who dares wins ⚔️

Well, you know, us Aussies are innovative...Did you know an Aussie invented WIFI? (Not the same guy that weaponised koalas though.)

We were going to weaponise the wombat but those fuckers were too slow. Koalas seemed the next logical choice.

Oh wow, Aussies really did invent WIFI. Thanks be to Australia for what. These wombats might not be effective as fighting units, but they could do well for insurrectionist and civilian suppression once we've won.