Oh heck... I need to start reading the whole comment and not just scanning... Maybe it doesn't translate from my mind to Oz-mind but all I saw was...
Virgin... Sexy... Two tricks per day!!!
Oh wait no... I just re-read and it was exactly as inappropriate as I first imagined... Oh well... Carry on.
BTW a quote I use often from and old TV series ((Harry Enfield show))
I'm at that difficult age I'm too old to be a rent-boy and too young to be a wino...
Lol...Being appropriate is something that eludes me. I have to temper it for hive lest people get the wrong idea...Sometimes the beast within just won't be caged though.