Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Valentine’s Day!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Entry from @athomewithcraig, @quinnertronics, @jacobtothe
(missed you @faith65 and @cmplxty and your friend @zanoz)
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
And What Prizes Do They Win, You Ask?
HSBI
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Valentine’s day (belatedly)
As in,
OH THAT”S -
an
Awesome joke. Nonetheless, I think you can do better.
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I don't have the ❤️ to enter any Valentine's Day contests.
For Valentine’s Day, just hope looking for love doesn’t land you needing to apply calamine lotion!
Shit I thought I entered damn! I’ll check this one out in the morning!
You're acute Valentine, Maybe we are Right for each other.
Gee! aw! Met tree.
As a circus performer, its hard to meet people to find a good date. Fire breathers are no good-its like kissing an ashtray. I could never get involved with a trapeze artist-all that tension wondering if theyll make it home that night... One type I learned to avoid real early was the contortionists-they always seem to come on too strong and fall for you head over heels.
I giggled aloud at "all that tension!"
Ha thanks. .
....i think if i could amend it i would change the ashtray thing to "but i really prefer non smokers"
What do you call a wedge between valentine drinks from Starbucks?
Chock-o-lattes
lol-o-latte!
I don't understand this and I just got mentioned🤷♀️🤷♀️
It's a contest! Another player thought you might like to play! You just have to make a joke relevant to the week's theme. This week's theme is Valentine's Day!