What The Fuck Street
sing it to the tune of sesame street...
🎶🎼🎵 "Can you tell me how to get, how to get to What The Fuck Street..."🎶🎼🎵
So I just got back from a place I like to call my happy place. (No, not that happy place)
@dandays Hive House
Seems He has been having some E.D. problems. (Erectile Electronic Difficulties)
Or You could say "Fuck It" and watch this short video instead...
So I get all giddy when I see a post from my Boi "The Deee to the Ayyys.!!"
ᵀʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢʰᶦᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿˢ...
WTF did I just read out loud to my best friend and smarter half..?
Did I just make a wrong turn down WTF Street.?
I feel warm, fuzzy and feminine all under. I suddenly love the color pink also...
NOT!
While reading your most awesomely pink apple post I looked up to see @pooky-jax giving me the "Stink Eye".
Much like I get from the kits around feeding time.
She had raised one of her eyebrows like Mr. Spock while I was reading it to her.
I think that is thee "Your Fulla Shit Look"..? (dot,dot wtf)
So I quickly went into damage control mode. Jumping up off of this couch and gimping my mumbling pegs on over to show her the pink monstrosity you clutch to your bosoms like a nursing newborn...
A Pink Effing Apple i-phone?!?
You have the tools. You have the Mad Skillz. Did you fix it yourself? With a now steady and sober Sine-Off free hand, you too can rebuild that rotten apple...
I might sound like I am clowning you... Well yes I kinda am. But I feel you bro. I got these 1+7 pro phones that I am just gagga for goo goos over.
Your posts always make us smile. I kid around with you cuz I know you get it. I hope all is well with You both now that you have come out of the closet to become the "Homos" we all knew you would someday be.
Homeowners People.!!
C'mon seriously..?
Why would anyone think a guy with a pink princess sticker and a pink i-phone would be anything but a Hetero Homeowner...
I gotta give you props. Shout outs for getting my thumbs a dancing on this way better than an apple phone keyboard. And a whole year newer, lol (2018)
I been struggling with the creativity. Or maybe I have been using it all up on the coolest front porch EVER!!
coming soon an
@krazzytrukker deck building post
Stay warm bro. And post about the home improvements and smashed digits when you find time.
Not sure which is manlier, a pink phone or a pre-covid pink iphone ...
I am still waiting for the "Duck Face" @dandays selfies.!
All I got is this...
Gimme back my $0.05 you quack.
Ah damn I’m gonna have to find this post in question later! I feel like I’m missing out on some important shit by not seeing this yet.
Awesome deck man, looking forward to seeing that post! I want to build a deck too but we don’t have a house and I’m sure my wife will try to shut that project down. I need to build shit! lol
Coolest porch for sure. Don't worry about your loss of creativity. I mean, it never bothered you before. Dot dot.
My dude, whaddup! Lotta cool things you've done for me over the years but this is champagne. Thanks man. It's the confidence I use for book 2 and 3. All I got for #3, so far, is the title but I spent a lot of time on it: Your Culture Sucks.
When's that mini truck gonna be in the Appalachian's? Coffee's on me. Say when.
Have I shown you my belt? 1-10, how girly is it?
The bandanas are bonus. Bon'us' not 'er.'
Thanks man.
Wish I xould reward more with my POS up-vote.
My vote is Jack Shit and Jack left town...
It is 3 dot dot dots Slappy...
I guess your not that creative either..?
Artsy Fartsy...
The hope gif is why art's so expensive.
I just realized...
You took your pants off for me.
I just took a wrong turn down WTF street again didn't I..?
L o L I just laughed out loud louder than I've laughed out loud at anything all year at that toll booth gif. That is so funny.
That’s one way to avoid a toll, they liked Dukes of Hazard a little too much maybe.
Not sure I should admit publicly how I can't control my laughter at that thing and wish so bad there was another camera angle with a landing view.
This should do for now...
I love that Ozzy Reviews stuff...
That was a smorgasbord of toll booth bloopers only better. That round-a-bout is awesome, what a ride that would've been.
Also, he said "suck shit" which I've never heard in that context nor considered using the phrase but I'll be experimenting with it now.
I love the Trucker Hooks a Honda one..1:45 mark.
I see you avoided comment on the "Dance Off with Your Pants Off"?
I do not blame you...
You could always do a Reply/Comment gone wild post about why your pants were hanging there without you in them...
Rumours and Speculations have me running some Food Lion layover loads to that Asheville area. NC/TN
We will have to wait and see...