Foosty eh? I always thought it was Foisty, as that is the way my Geordie wife pronounces it or it's North East of England cousin of a word, either spelling, tis a good auld word!
You're some man to set a scene with your florid language! Had a good auld laugh reading through this, as usual. Hopefully Martha doesn't get too attached to the place now..
Hehe, I love it when things are spelt differently up and down the country. I had an argument with my missus who is from Dundee that mawkit, a word we use for disgusting was spelt that way. She thinks it is spelt mockit, which is just wrong!
He has a fair track record with the ladies but they don't often get to live with him. I am hoping they need to get a smaller place maybe. Then they can have my blessing! :O)
Ah this one I haven't heard before, I like the sound of that one, and could be thrown into a multi-barreled insult quite nice, "..ya good for nothing conniving dirty dying rotten excuse for a mawkity fucktard..."
You have a plan of action for Brother-gate, always good to have a plan of action!
Hahah, it does fit very well in such phrases, I love it. It is such a nonsense word but has all the right bits to make it sounds quite spitty and aggressive!
Always have a plan even if it is run away!