Mmmm mmm, rosemary infused vag. Sounds great!
Is a Doula a midwife? Or do they do some other function?
It's so odd that she calls you Daddy... I can understand if she was cooing to a newborn while passing them to the father, but without a newborn in tow it's pretty sexual. These days anyway.
Ah... so... time for a mancave?
Always time for the ManCave when the Doula comes calling!
I think she calls me it because she was the Doula at our birth just there and there was lots of Daddy this and Daddy that. I am sure she doesnt want a quick goose of my Ronald Perkins.. I hope not!
They are like midwife support. They are trained but not professionally to a qualification. Its all very woman empowering and earth spirity stuff. She was very good at our birth right enough so the good lady loves her.
Ah, okay... it all sounds great. I guess whatever works.
So, the main question that we all have from your post is, should we be calling you Daddy? Is that why you specified only particular ladies should use the term. Us dudes have open reign right?
As long as you promise me that you don't have your lad in your hand when you call me Daddy you have free reign to do so!!
Actually, that would be horrifying. Lad or no lad :0p
Hahahahhahahahahaha.... well that spiraled out of control quickly... hahaha, sorry to put you through that, it's good to test the Boom Boundaries every now and then...
Yes Daddy...
;OD