I'd say that would teach him a lesson but I know better with bosses. It'd be like them reading an urgent email, you know?
I solved that difficulty. When I am performing my morning ablations the phone is at least 50 feet away. I shit in the serenity and solace that it demands!
Ah, that's a good idea but I find myself at a loose end and am in between books at the moment so my phone has been my trusty stool companion in the mornings! That will change now though!!