HAHAH. I fucking hate replacing them things. There is not one toilet seat that is tight in my house. And before you ask (I have 4). The couple before we moved in must have been obsessed because they put a jacks everywhere. The jackies all involve a certain amount of rebalancing at the start of a number 2 to make sure it is secure. Kind of like a miniture roller coaster before every poo. 😆. Quality post there. I like the way the bin is on the ledge behind you for the lady things we won't speak of here as we are civilised men.
Hahaha, that is exactly what that bin is for. Fortunately we are gentlemen!!!
I had an argument with the missus two years ago about getting another bog installed now that we have two kids. She went off on one about it being just another place to clean. Two years later as we all queue for a pish I can take comfort in having the last laugh 😀😀