A bloody seat. Stop the lights. hahahah. I worked in Austria for a time and there is a law that if your office doesn't have natural light then you get an extra half and hour break or go home early so the bastards were mad to get into the offices without windows. The upside down of your predicament.
Hell man, I want to work there! They probably have a roller that you have to get paid fairly too!
I'm packing my bags for Austria! 😀