You are viewing a single comment's thread from:RE: The Days Of MadnessView the full contextbrandt (66)in #life • 4 years ago Those mad thieving Spanish will get you every time! Next thing you know they'll be pilfering your beer!
If there is one thing that will never be pilfered it is the beer! I will put my life on the line defending it!!
Of course they could always steal what remains when I get falling over drunk again :o)
The Spanish are pretty good at conquering and vanquishing and whatnot, so best to be prepared! Perhaps consider fortifying your yard, adding a couple turrets with guards, and maybe keep a large cauldron of boiling oil handy just in case!
Us Scots always hava cauldron of boiling oil on the go but it is mostly for fries!
I shall ramp up up the mainsail and ready the cannon tho. You can never be too prepared!
Never! Roll out the ballistas and onagers while you're at it! Those Spanish heathens shall have not a drop of your holy beer!
An onager!!! I knew there was something missing from my arsenal!! I can get to building one with all this spare bloody wood I appear to have!!