like a tiger chasing a prostitute
Where in fuck do you even come up with these similes? Do you have an AI bot writing for you? Are you throwing darts at a dartboard of subjects verbs and objects and then just publishing whatever gets randomly darted?
Godspeed, thou chusquea gigantea.
Haha, none of the random things would give me that special pizazz!!! I particularly liked that one :0D