You are hilarious! I love your memes and your writing style, especially here:
So it has come to this.
I said in a handsome and gravelly way.
and
I knew this day would come.
I intoned in an even deeper and heroic uttering.
a small plate of something something caramelised goats cheese
#loveit!!!!
Hehe, thank you very much!! I do try to amuse!! :0)