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There are FLOSS AI programs you can download and run yourself.

https://huggingface.co/TheBloke/manticore-13b-chat-pyg-GGML

That's more than a week old, so there's probably something new and more advanced that can run on a wristwatch, or something.

I'm completely with you on not being willing to use the commercial AI products for the very reasons you state.