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I hate horse shit on my boots. Now that the little lady is older and we take her riding now and then is seems to occur far too often for my taste.

An elf, of course! He was a Christmas Elf! I should have asked for a good knee sitting! :OD

Oh, yes. Those wild shitemonsters in the riding ring. There is no getting away from it with all the treats the younguns give to them.

A knee sitting? I'd pay good money to see that one. :)

Then I shall charge you mates rates for the knee-sitting viewing.

It will be a feast for the eyes :0D

Is the retina burn free?

I have a cream for that ;0)

Of course, you do!

Heh heh heh heh :O)