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RE: NAKED CLIMBING!!! <3~Pt4~The Forest's Divine Pine Tree

in #life6 years ago

Ahahaha thank you!
So far I've actually only gotten in trouble for doing it clothed xD Usually half-naked in just shorts though, hehe, as that's how I tend to live every day where nudity is illegal or frowned upon.. lol

I've never been caught climbing naked by an unexpected eye witness, though I have encountered many potential witnesses that were too clueless to notice! Hehe
One time in New Zealand, not even a week after I had just shattered my ankle and it was still super painfully swollen, I decided to take a shit from a tree... (as it was way easier to squat that way since my ankle was too injured to squat on the floor... plus I love shitting from trees if I have the option x)
All of a sudden 3 elderly tourists showed up, a man and 2 women. For some reason they decided to stand next to the tree I was pooping from to take pictures of themselves with the waterfall (from extremely far away lol)!!
I was naked, and my shorts were hanging on a branch... I wasn't sure what to do, so I climbed to the tippy top as slowly and quietly, and least painfully as I could... and as soon as I was in a good enough position to hide from their view, they noticed something in the tree and looked up but didn't even see me!
Then kept taking pictures, barely a few feet away from my interrupted poo pile XD

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