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RE: Mental Elf

in #life6 years ago

Cockney - Which makes people sound like they are eating a lot of cocks all at once. Hence the name.

I thought it was because they had cocks to their knees? Your reasoning makes much more sense though.

Ah yes, hot hummus eyes. A common, yet alluring visage to assume. I bet you pull it off well too!

Anyway wage-slut, I hope you convinced him that you had to stay home longer...For your state of mental health of course. Happy sanitiser-chugging.

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Oh no! Cocks down to their knees! That might be it, I could be mistaken after all these years! Yours is a much more flattering description.

I was told I might be staying home to the end of the year all going well. I was trying not to skip on the way out :OD

Seems much better to me, but didn't want to usurp your authority on the matter.

End of the year? Boom! (I mean, boom as in yay, not boom as in Boom. a.k.a you!)

I went to the office yesterday...Was there for four hours...Woke up this morning with a fucking cold! Like a head cold thing - I'm on the Lemsip now. FUCKERS! That'll teach me for trying to do the right thing. Stay home mate, you're safer there.