I retorted as if he had just caught me sewing a series of small cat vaginas together into a fetching bunting for the upcoming Cats of Spring parade.
Have you seen what multiple Scoby's look like when you hold them together?
I don't think your description was far from the truth!!!!
Here's a nice video of a gentleman eating a piece of Scoby. Skip to 5:10.
I think we have just found something new to add to Haggis. It'll add flavour and a "nicer" texture than saturated sand.