Oh well, in for a penny, in for a pound as the old ones say. I have her a rakish wink.
I very nearly choked on a piece of popcorn over this. I think the rakish wink was the best possible reaction.
I don't care for adults calling me mommy either. I've only given birth twice, thank you, the slots are filled, go find your own mom.
Yes, yes, but there was less nodding and more grasping at my throat. And his popcorn looks more deliciously buttery than mine.
No, no, there was definitely no dancing. Although the hand moving upward toward the throat is a little closer. And that hat is just ugly, but hey - that popcorn is also more buttery than mine!
Oh popcornexpress, I'm impressed by your endurance. You can go all night, can't you? You still aren't getting it right though.
Shall we try to get some shut-eye? You are just having an off night.
You naughty popcorn. You are going to get it right this time, aren't you? I can feel it coming...
Yeah, daddy is only something my real fault can call me anything else is just weird!
Lol, you triggered the poopcorn madness!!