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RE: The Evil Meat King

in #life3 years ago

I'll have you know I ate a burger last night. Two, in fact. Made from cooked dead animal bits, not that weedy vegan fakery. You'd better do something about this, Boomy-boy, or I'll have to rescind the necklace of mechanical manliness!

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I shall endeavour to kill an animal with the spiky end bit of the necklace and cook it on the spot!!! Sometimes I forget myself!!

Well, even such intentions are redemptive, so my threat is revoked.

Hurrah!! The Evil Meat King salutes you!!!