And how are your nipples?
Arguably the best conversation starter today. This might be a hot take, but I'm predicting that by 2019, this would really give the outdated Good [Morning/Afternoon/Evening] a run for their money.
I imagine the situation you found yourself in is akin to walking on thin ice, dude. I feel you. Know that you are not alone, brother. You are in my thoughts.
I mean, I did cry. I cried. A lot.
Quite possibly the best exit imaginable. I think I've used that once or twice before. It really does do miracles haha!
It so does. It's like the ultimate get out of jail free card. I do wish they would move on a bit. I find myself at a loss when they expect me to pontificate on the ordeal. I am likemeh, done now
I look forward to the day we get each other thus!
Blame it on the spiritual aspect of it. A Doula's job is never done after all. When it say post-maternity, what it really means is "for life" haha! They can smell the meh and their bodies immediately exude no no no no, you are not done
I think it is for eternity! I shall never be rid of this doula thing!!!
One might think that the doula is conspiring to get rid of you. It has already embedded itself into your family, and since your job of helping birth the once and future God-Empress and The Mountain, your days might be numbered, dude. I really hate to be the bearer of bad news, but someone has to do it.