HAHA! I don't know why it is, but I've always been too old to go clubbing. Even when I was 20 I felt like I was too old. Probably because I'm an old sould. I guess that's a good enough excuse. However, I did force myself to try it a few times, just to see if I had a hidden desire for it. But, I always end up having a philosophical conversation just outside the premise, while waiting for my friends.
Oh, and eating crisps isn't something you would lament!!! Oops, me thinks I overdid the exclamation points. As much as I want to press the backspace button, my fingers aren't letting me.