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All I'm going to do today is get smashed and play my memories, really fucking loud. Enjoy your sleep and be happy you're not my neighbor.

Enjoy dudester! I would be quite happy being your neighbour. The missu might have different views tho, :OD

She'd be glued to the window. "Why is the fucking neighbor wearing a lucha libre mask and cape, to mow the lawn? It's three in the goddamn morning!"

I would be like, hey, whay can't you stop STARING!!!!