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Coincidentally, I know someone who worked there ... so I heard the story first hand. Internally, they nick-named the investigation "Spunk Gate".

Hahaha, oh that's too good! That is right up my street naming wise

The media didn't touch on the fact that management didn't know whether it was just one target or where there were others. All folks in physical proximity to where spunky sat needed to get STD tested.

One of the advantages of working from home ... you never have to worry about this sort of thing happening.

Yeah, I do feel a certain comfort in not worrying about mad shit happening in the attic where I spend most of my life these days!