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Well that's the thing, that spider could have been floating and nearly got in your throat, or it could have been drinking all your coffee... maybe that's where your coffee went! A spider drank it all, then scuttled off in shame when it realised it had broken the magic...

You realise that the truce that was previously in place between myself and the Spider World is now in peril. Am I to attack and kill every single one of the blighters I see in case they steal the magic? Yes, I think so!