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RE: Apparently this is about Golfing on Mushrooms?

in #life3 years ago

They do grow here, a weaker kind but still potent enough.

I make millions of typos in my comments, it is very true. I have this swype thing on my phone keyboard and you can type (or swype) very quickly to write stuff but the autocorrect is insane and I often thump post straight after writing and then think oh baws I should have read it!

They were actually legal here for ages if they weren't dried. Which was flipping magic. Then they closed that loophole, grrr

I will never learn :OD

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Ridiculous they've made them illegal but are perfectly fine with people getting hooked on opiates and cough syrups...

Hmmm. A mushroom based cough syrup, maybe that's how to get round it!

Throw in some fentanyl for good measure!

Sssshhh, don't give away our secret formula!!!

Dude. We're not making fried chicken here. Relax.

Shit. What will I do with all those bloody chickens I bought!?

Dress them up in little tuxedos and test the mushrooms on them, I guess. See if they start acting sophisticated.