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Huh. Here in the USA they are everywhere. I can barely drive from my campsite to the nearest liquor store without running over several dozen of them. And if I'm not standing there on guard with a shotgun while preparing my dinner they will roll into camp and steal it away.

The wild ones. Yeah, they throng the Scottish hills. One of them for my wallet once when I was visiting a bar with dancing ladies. Outrageous little things they are!

once when I was visiting a bar with dancing ladies

I'm telling the Good Lady.

Did I say dancing ladies? I meant sushi!!