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I knew a Deadwitchtit once. His parents couldn't spell either. Fucking name was pronounced "Daryl."

He sounds like a prick and I should know, that's my middle name!

Dude's only a cold prickly when you showed up without beer. Warm fuzzy when arriving fully stocked.

Next time. Next time I will be crated up upon delivery!!

And I know how to drive a forklift.

~nods confidently~

Forks high!!!

Said the musketeers