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Yeah they are top notch! Good for a meeting as picking the oats out of your teeth passes the time well I find :D

It's at meetings like that that I miss my beard the most. It was good for a time passing stroke, lol!

Whilst you are concocting a cunning escape plan? Don't forget the hob-nobs, for your blood sugar levels, on the way out!

The best plans were the cunning ones!! Lol!! Good old baldrick!