We will be on guard for said unicorns. As our national animal they should know better! 🤣🤣 Merry Christmas!
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We will be on guard for said unicorns. As our national animal they should know better! 🤣🤣 Merry Christmas!
I knew it was your national animal, which is why I chose it as the threat. I also know mythology unicorns and modern fantasy unicorns are very different beasts. Just beware, the American Bald Eagle is known for two favorite kinds of prey: salmon, and unicorns.
Bloody eagles, that's the last time I invite them in for tea!
There's a reason horses went extinct in the Americas prior to Spanish colonization reintroduced them. Horse ranchers drove bald eagles almost to extinction prior to the introduction of the automobile. Now horse owners use natural repellants to protect their stables. They teach all about it in 4H and boy scouts and the like.
Don't fact check this, because the bald eagle fans keep censoring the truth and hiding real history on scam sites like Wikipedia. Just take my word for it.
I shall not fact check this because it has the intrinsic ring of truth and to fact check it would be beneath both our stations. Instead, we shall both believe and that way the least harm will be done!