Ever since the first rubbish movie I saw when I was young that someone pulled a sword from a cane I have harboured the ambition to own one. I mean really, can yo imagine the greatness!
I would literally be in jail for murder within minutes. Queue at the checkout in the local shop and someone tried to wedge in in front, boof SLAIN! Someone bumps into my shoulder on the street, boof... SLAIN! Old lady asks for directions.. SLAIN!! Dirty man down on his luck asks for some spare change... Arm chopped off then SLAIN!
So tempting.
Wow. You're a badass!
Moriarty all over 😬
You're hired 👍
I'd just whip it out, stand in that poncy fencing stance and yell "En guard!", randomly and unexpectedly.
And then smack 'em on the top of the head with it.
I'm a peaceful warrior, really... and a good laugh is the best way to win a battle, I reckon
That's why I try to keep my comedic chops up to scratch, I don't really want to languish in prison for the rest of my days fighting over the communal vape pen 🤣🤣
A vape pen sounds more than enough to warrant not getting caught. 😕
Also... prison got poncy and soft! Geesh.
I'm still smoking good ol' fashioned hardcore store bought fags. But then... I've looked death in the face and laughed so I'm gonna need to find a better motivation to quit. Yet again! And maybe one more time again... or not. Let's see now with what we know...
Also... please don't lose your sense of humour. 👍
My reading time would be far less enjoyable.
I don't know what it's like there but here vaping is huge!!! You rarely see anyone smoking fags these days. I tried vaping but didn't like it relative to smoking so rather than switch I quit. I was impressed with myself as I had quit so often in the past I was getting really good at it 🤪 this last time it stuck though.
Contrary to what they all say, I really did enjoy the fags!
I bet the jails are full of the vapes now, everybody fighting over the different flavours getting snuggled in gimme the Parma violets!! Lol