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And it sure beats having hot candle wax dripped on your nuts while you sleep.

Exactly. I prefer molten sugar for the caramelisation. Need a toffee shaker afterwards to get at the jewels and don't have to worry about unwanted pregnancies ever again

lol normally I'd come back to say something even more ridiculous but this time you get the win.

Lol, it was pretty ridiculous! 🤣