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You wouldn't want to hire me. Even if I occasionally show up to work on time, it would just as likely be with a hangover :-)

Those are the winning qualifications!!

What kind of outfit are you running there?

One that rewards outstanding character!

Or perhaps one that shambolically never gets anything done... :0)

I always gt shambos and lambos mixed up.

Ha, yeah, me too. Especially this year!