What the heck is going on here?!
I boomed sternly from the door of the kid's playhouse in the garden.
The Little Lady stopped smooching her little brother for a second and beamed excitedly at me.
We're smudging, Daddy!
She squeaked, her face red with lack of air from prolonged lippage.
I tried closing my mouth but it insisted on flapping open like an old and worn vagina making me look like a rather exotic type of bottom feeding fish.
You're what? What now? What?
Obviously, the best way to approach seeing my daughter doing a Cersei Lannister was to say the word what repeatedly.
We're smudging!! See?
The Little Lady decided that words were not enough to describe her antics and turned back to the Little Boom and started frantically bumping her lips off his.
He eagerly joined in and bashed his face off her several times whilst making mwah mwah noises.
My eyebrows shot up into the lion-like thicket of hair on the top of my head which wasn't thinning or receding at all. Nope, definitely not.
Um, right. So you are kissing your brother?
My voice warbled slightly and my head bobbed back and forth as if it were doing its best impression of a heron investigating a severed penis discarded by the lake.
No Daddy! Silly Daddy. We are NOT kissing.
The Little Lady stopped the kissing for a moment and attempted to run a hand through her hair which was all mussed up from the kissing.
It looks like kissing?
I raised a hand up and massaged my temples.
I felt slightly faint. She was 7 and he was 2. I mean, for fuck sake. What next? Three-eyed children with feathers running around the place calling me Pop Pop?!
It is NOT KISSING, Daddy. It's smudging.
Smudging?
Yes, smudging.
The Little Lady looked at me as if I were a particularly stupid thing made of feet.
I made to speak but the Little Lady cut me off with an imperious wave of her hand.
You can go now.
She flapped said hand back and forth whilst turning back to her little brother and smudging him.
I backed off and closed the door.
Damn, man. I'll never get the hang of this parenting lark.
Damned cartoons. What are they teaching kids nowadays? Can we go back to Roadrunner and all them cartoons we grew up with?
Lol, just kidding with all that, except for wanting the old cartoons. Kids are for sure an interesting species.
I do laugh at roadrunner, cartoons today are so take in comparison to a coyote constantly killing himself!!!
Kids are nuts, but it's a good nuts!
Indeed. I used to feel bad for what he kept going through trying to stop roadrunner. Nutty kids are stress relievers in a way because they don't give you time to think about anything else, lol. Many times my son drove me nuts, but I wouldn't change them moments for the world.
Yeah, they don't give you a moment to be thinking about other things!
I am with you on the driving nuts part, it's have been going mad with the lockdown but it is all still magic :0)
I needed a good laugh and knew exactly where to go. Feel much better now XD
Best reaction XD
It seems to work a treat these days!!!
Oh, yeah. What's the matter with you?? It's smudging! We are the only ones with the minds in the sewer. By the time he is four, he will be a pain in her you-know-what and she will be knocking his block off, ultimately showing him that men do cry, even little men.
I almost lost it when she waved her hand at you and told you to leave. A chip off the old block.
You need a sour one, man!!!
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Lol. I think I have had too many sour ones this weekend.
She can be quite the impetus little imp. I think she does take s lot of that from me, ha
3 eyed kids and all, enough to drive a sane person bald lol.
Lucky my 3 kids don't have 3 eyes, it was tough raising them, but someone repossessed my lovely and hairy fringe during the raising process, which I used to flick ever so seductively, fooling myself hahaha
My 6 grandchildren took care of the rest.
At least I have saved thousands in no haircuts lol.
Interesting days await my friend.
Take care!
Hehe, you have come out relatively unscathed at the other side, hurrah! It gives me hope! If there rules up being sent the eyes nonsense I will make them grow their hair out and hang a fringe over the third so no one can see!! :0D
"Relatively unscathed"???????
Mentally abused and dippy as sh#t my friend.
Wait until they hit their 20s and you will know what I am talking about hahaha
Oh! And it doesn't stop when they hit their 40s either.
Hope that you are a tough boy to withstand the storms Lol.
That is why parents have grey hair and frazzled nerves. And it really never ends...once a parent - always a parent, even when you have grandchildren.
I definitely agree with that, it never die end, one thing after the other!!!
Mwah mwah noises
I am just imagine that scene now.
The atmosphere intensity
Like the air before a storm!!
Damn, this must be disheartening...
Hahaha, nah, it's just kids
Hello dear friend @meesterboom things evolve favorably, the boys have it clearer.
I wish you a prosperous week
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