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Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

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Happy new year!!

It is a funny time. My gym is packed with people panic working out!

Panic at the disco! I'm being targeted to buy into 20 different workout apps. By ass has been big all year, why just now? Fucking marketers. We are so the devil's business!