Hooray, a holiday! Two posts in two days from Boomy :)
If your bamboo doesn't grow to the moon. use a hogweed. True, it will be a war of annihilation, maybe self-annihilation too. This fucking grass grows everywhere and always and is very toxic. Your neighbor will burn his cheese penis on it if he decides to fool around a little.
I see it in the banks of the rivers all around here. I think that night be the nuclear option!!!
Two posts in two days, I know. Crazy times!!! :0)