Maybe I'll send you a blonde blow up doll from Canada and you can trade it for a Canadian beer, just to satisfy that man's fetish. He might even ask you to man the counter while he goes out back to give it a test run. Then YOU can be the man who sells the nectar and your life will come full circle.
My life works be complete. It would be fate!! It is my destiny!!!
I've already been hunting for one to purchase online. They are expensive and since I used a search bar, I've probably been added to the database where they keep the list of pervs. Maybe you can hire a local drunk, offer it a shower, and glue a blonde wig on there somewhere, then send him into the store. Give him one line. "Eh." I doubt he'd screw that up.
Can they add you twice?
I don't know if there are any funks left that I haven't hired and fled a blonde wig to...
Repeat offender perv watchlist. I don't think that's a good list to be on. I think that means a lifetime subscription to public body cavity search and seizures in front of a news team every day at 6 and then again at 11.
Yeah, that's one that is definitely not one to be hankering after! Hahaha. Danger danger!!