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I am already dealing with the hand that life dealt me and now I find I have to deal with more?

No deal!

You just passed the test. Official Non-Brownnoser Certificate will be sent in the mail shortly. Congratulations. You're qualified.

Why, this is amazing. I am overwhelmed. Might I take this moment to thank you for your awesomeness and compliment you perhaps on your very fine attire which perfectly matches your incisive critical thinking?

I'll think about it.