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To Mars!!! :0D

It's Saturday. I guess this means I'm driving?

Mars.

Which actually means yes because I presume you mean driving to Mars.

I will bring the space food

How else you supposed to get there? Musk put a car in space for a reason you know.

Shoot, this man truly is the saviour of mankind. He knows things.

It's because he's an alien. SHHHH! Don't tell anyone.

This is how they get us by pretending to be us!!