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They say the Spanish have no words only vowels.

I knew this once

I like women who speak Spanish. A lot. Because when they yell at me, I don't have to listen.

I love the yelling. I think I might get a Spanish wife. That way I can listen/not listen to my heart's content

It sounds so nice. It's like songs I like.

Reminds me of my days working for the cartel.

Or was that hotel, damn. My memory sucks

That was a motel. The one with the dead hookers out back.

Yeah, those are the most expensive ones. I can only aspire to one day be strutting round the back with a fistful of dollars ready for my turn