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Once when I was drunk I started shouting Les arbres ils rient!! Les arbres ils rient!! and someone said it was french. To this day no one knows what it means despite someof the best scientists in the world examining the words.

Sometimes shit is crazy

Sometimes trees do laugh though.

I wonder what "Il y a une prostituée pour toi au sous-sol." means... ?

I think that's Latin, I did a bit at school. Something about your dinner being ready perhaps? Something to eat anyway. Maybe fish?

Yeah that's pretty close. You're good at this game.

That's what she said but I still paid her

Gotta put food in the fridge somehow.

The Fridge? Wasnt he a wrestler?