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It's like taking to cats that are watching third rate cat porn and smoking a doob!

Explaining Hive to people is like being put on hold.

It's like being on hold to a cat watching third rate porn and smoking a doob! :OD

Explaining Hive to people is like ordering takeout.

If takeout is fried cat that you eat whilst watching feline porn and smoking a doob!!

Explaining Hive to people is like taking a brisk morning walk and stepping in dog shit.

A shit from a dog that has eaten a cat that was too stoned and dizzy on porn to run away fast enough!