Imagine the inventor of the wooden toilet seat for a moment. Some guy out in the bush, staring at a tree and thinking, "I need to find a way to shit inside of that thing if it's the last thing I do."
I'm so happy we have people like that in this world.
Those kind of people are the ones we rely upon. The ones that look at something and immediately imagine how good it would be if they could shit in it.
Thats how we will be getting people on Mars. Some bright spark saw it in the night sky and thought. I need to find some way of getting people to shit on mars...
I hope someday we can get at least some of the shit off the Earth.
That toilet seat is quite the inspiration. I just realized we could probably save the planet along with a few birds maybe if we build a shit ring around the planet like Saturn has. It could cast a shitty shadow over the equator and save the day.
And I wonder happens if you shit in a black hole. Would it just come out of your ass again?
I think when you shit in a black hole it goes through and comes out the other side in the future and then hits you square in the face. This is what underpins all of the great religions and beliefs in the world. Like Karma!
I am all for getting that ring around the earth. I dont fancy installing it though :OD
Look at that. We discovered the origin of, "Today was a shitty day."
That was almost too easy.
And yeah. I wouldn't want to be in charge of that operation. One wrong move and it'll be a shit storm for sure.
A whole different kind of climate emergency!
Tomorrow we can cover, why life smells of blueberries
That'll be a tough one but I'm game. I'm all about adding value to the chain. That's why they call me Mister Gain. Refuse to stay in my lane. Flushing that shit down the drain. Solving mysteries isn't lame. I don't know why I'm rhyming again.
Rhyming is where its at, I always say that. Especially on chain where things can be lame except where there is blame flung out like dollar shame lighter me up like a flame then I'm gone.. again