Wow, I do believe that the Good Lady is an Angel. Was she glowing or had a spotlight coming down from heaven after this insane conversation? A different lady would have punished you for less.
I know she told you to keep it clean, and no talk about shagging, but would she get it/ get mad if you wear a lime green shirt and brown pants?
Maybe having the song Angel subtly playing in the background also seems apt in more ways than one.[I'm sorry, I'll show myself out]
I have made the shaggy joke many many times,lol!!
She glowed!! Might have been rage but I like to think it was angelic happiness 🤣🤣