Well look on the bright side, in the end in my opinion this idea has really made you the world champion of the family.... even if in my opinion you always are for your family!
You are world champion for me too!
You know I didn't know French mustaches were indifferent, I'll have to pay attention next time I see a Frenchman... although I admit it doesn't happen often.
Yes, Frenchmen are rare and their moustaches even more so. But if you see one, mark it well.
I think my family might have something to say on me being their champion, lol