Hmm, you could probably buy a million BLURT to become a Blurt Whale.
Bingo! quickest way to become a millionaire. 
No thanks, I think I will just spend it now.
For. Fuck. Sake.
Uhm, then, judging by your last phrases... I suspect she finally succumbed to the idea of becoming a millionaire. Because after all... who doesn't want to be an instant millionaire especially seeing how daddy chortled and clapped himself on the back at his sterling wit? Am I right? 
They say if you don't congratulate yourself then you are relying on others to do it for you! 😃😃😃
True. This new generation of kids are already born as wise and astute "philosophers" with a large and convincing vocabulary.
They absorb the internets even in the womb 🤣
LoL, yeah, just watch how fast they can type on their phones only using their thumbs. I bet you couldn't do it even if you had your Little Lady fingers.