Sometimes I'm torn wondering if the people that talk like that are pulling the piss to see how far they can push getting taken seriously and simply being o_O
I raised an eyebrow so dramatically that had we been underwater there would be a tsunami of epic proportions rolling out in all directions.
I laughed. A lot. XD
Help you discern the... shape... of the thing!?
And mentally repeated that sentence exactly like that XD
In fairness that would actually be a pretty good description either as part of text or even in dialogue, it was just the context that's silently killing me.
Yeah, it was the context that was the killer! It all that quite the surreal air to it!!