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RE: Mental Elf

in #life • 6 years ago

Mental Health Assessment THIS WAY

You are shitting me!!!, are they making you do this?

Working at home has:

  • Made me richer, no expenses, more time for me, fewer twats to deal with in the office.

Long live WFH, I want to stay mental thanks!

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I want to stay working from home too, it's bloody magic. Apparently they are looking at extending the workforce working from home till the end of the year so they have made us all go in and undertake the most ridiculous noddy-style assessment with resources to take away and consider to make our working from home experience all the smoother.

I asked why they couldn't do it via teams, they were like uuum not for this, this requires face to face.

Bizarre, I really didn'tlike what they were doing with the offices though, it was horrible looking. Moving all the desks miles apart and one way systems everywhere!

I get it daily on the conf calls, 'We are concerned about your well-being and hope you are doing OK'. I have never been better thanks!

I can see everyone soberly nodding their heads but thinking, 'yes we have been hard done by, saving petrol every-day, gaining 2 hours of our lives back daily, being able to work naked, being able to masturbate more..', that's probably enough!

You have summed up the benefits really succinctly there. my favourite is of course then working naked with option of masturbating. Preferebaly of course when on a call! LOL!

Yeah, it's kind of like they think it is some kind of hardship. I gain two hours from not travelling and haven't bought petrol for nearly three months, its bloody awesome!

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